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Worst Love Song

from Answer Me by Jakob Burrows

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This is the worst love song ever written, as you'll probably be able to tell from the first line. It's also sort of about finding comfort in cynicism.

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you are... kind of a cunt
and i am... known to be blunt
but when i see the way you look at couples in the street
acting all "romantic" when they're just in heat
i can't help but think that you and me
could have a something oh so bittersweet

i think we'd go together
like a day on the beach, and bad weather
like movie adaptations and video games
like screaming babies and airplanes

cause you and me were meant to be
like an oil spill and the sea
i'll admit that i ain't no romancer
but we belong together like leukaemia and cancer

like fonzie on waterskies, and season 9 of scrubs
like plugged in toasters, and bathtubs
like religion and logical fallacies
like a beautiful spring day, and allergies
filling your nose with mucus
like my childhood, and george lucas

[chorus]

and I like you but I don't trust you
and i don't think you'd be good for me
and i don't think i'd be good for you

and we'll make each other cry, each wish the other one would die
but right now you wish you'd never been born, and that's worse
it's a long way to the grave, we might as well get comfortable together in the hurse

[chorus]

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from Answer Me, released February 2, 2012

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Jakob Burrows Sweden

I make mashups and ukulele music and punk rock and rap. I'm from Sweden. Call me PLAYLISP or Jakob.

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